Bet you sometime or another
You'll find somebody who will do it for free
Not just like your father or your mother
It might just be a lover who's a lot like me
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 Can't stand to see you with such sorrow
I'll help you find the answer, I'll show you the way
No use your worrying about tomorrow
Rediscover pleasure, learn to live for today
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 Maybe some enchanted evening
Or maybe at some kind of Mardi Gras
Could be just as you were leaving
Or maybe just as you were laying down the law
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 Meet me somewhere underneath a raincoat
Coming on to me like you were in a trance
Started as it ended on a blue note
Another fine example of a true romance
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Foe free Anybody do it For free